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Sound Off: Table of Contents
Sound Off: Judge J writings
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's got a fucking story to tell. You want to tell your Lew story? We want to hear it. Got an anecdote about meeting Lew, a chronicle of a great live show or TV taping, a missive about some ridiculous cross county trek to see Lew live which was fraught with adversity? Is it funny, compelling and of interest to more than three people in your immediate family? Ok, then you might qualify to get it posted right here for the world to read. Here are the submission guidelines....
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Send submissions to soundoff@lewisblack.com as plain text in the body of an email. Submissions sent as attachments will be deleted.
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3000 words or less. ( We learned our lesson with Judge J who would still be adding to her ROAE submission if we let her.)
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Must be of a higher caliber than the typical blog posting. The committee is full of jaded fucks, give them reason not to set your story aflame.
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Pictures are encouraged and we'll ask you for them if we select your piece. DO NOT send pics with your submission or it will be deleted.
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Thoroughly check submissions for grammar and spelling errors. Poorly edited pieces will be mocked and sent to your junior high English teacher.
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Not all submissions make the cut, but if it comes close the committee will give you a second chance to punch it up and resubmit.
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Writer's embellishments are welcome, blatant lies should be avoided.
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The committee has final say on editing and can edit pieces as they see fit for content, clarity and/or accuracy.
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**All submissions become the intellectual property of lewisblack.com**
Anyone whose submission makes it onto the site will receive some kind of Lewis Black swag as well as the admiration and envy of their peers.
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