🎄The Great Christmas Apparel Sale!

Deep discounts on exclusive Lewis-approved apparel + free shipping within the U.S.


Lewis Black Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
Ugly Xmas Sweatshirt
  • $30.00
  • $22.00


Pop Art Santa Black Xmas Tee
Pop Art Santa Black Xmas Tee
  • $28.00
  • $15.00


Lewis Black Nervous Pills Hoodie
Lewis Black Nervous Pills Hoodie
  • $40.00
  • $32.00


F.U.C.K.U. Blue Tee
F.U.C.K.U. Blue Tee
  • $29.00
  • $20.00


SPECIAL OFFERS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST: 🔷Order a bobblehead or a bundle containing a bobblehead, and you might randomly receive a bobblehead AUTOGRAPHED by Lewis Black 🔷Merchandise orders over $80 (not including fan club tickets) will receive a free, classic Lewis Black bobblehead from years past! 🚚 FREE Shipping in the U.S.


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#GivingTuesday - A Message From Lewis

Nov 30, 2021 It is #GivingTuesday and so give what you can. It's the giving that counts, not the amount you give. No one is keeping score. This is ...

Join The Fan Club + Tickets Within The First 10 Rows!

JOIN F.U.C.K.U. for these benefits: Ticket sales for great seats for Lewis Black shows before the public (hey, FUCKU ticket brokers!) Over 130 H...

To those who purchased tickets for my shows in Nashville...

To all of those who purchased tickets for my show in Nashville: I want to apologize for having to cancel those shows. It had been cancelled once du...

Watch Replay - Back in Black (Oct 13) on The Daily Show

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Join Lewis Black's exclusive community:
Frustrated Union of Cynical Kindreds Universal....or F.U.C.K.U!

You'll have access to these benefits (yearly membership):
Ticket pre-sales for great seats for Lewis Black shows before the public (hey, F.U.C.K.U. ticket brokers!)
Live interactive online events
Random drawings for FUCKU ticket purchasers to win a MEET & GREET with Lewis after the show
• Contests to win exciting prizes
Exclusive content from Lewis including access to the Live Q&A Video Archive
• Special offers on exclusively designed, Lewis-approved merchandise
• Memberships are non-refundable and non-transferrable for any reason


My NEW Stand-Up Special Is Out NOW!

Facing a nationwide shutdown for the foreseeable future, I performed stand up one last time. This is that show (Mar 13, New Buffalo MI).

"Thanks For Risking Your Life" is available NOW via TLB Records and you can check it out on places like Amazon Music, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, Xbox, Vudu & more!

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