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Lewis Black Talking Bobblehead
Watch with delight as his head and hands wobble in anger when he's pushed around. Each time you push his button, he'll say one of five of your favorite NSFW quotes! He's 8" tall & 2.5" wide.
Each bobblehead says all 5 quotes:
Go fuck yourself!
Nobody gives a shit!
Are you fucking shittin' me?
Candy Corn Stash Tin
Trick or treat? We have packaged 30 grams of vintage 1911 candy corn found in a dumpster* into handy stash tins.
Each tin is labeled with a full-color image of Lewis buried in said candy corn and his famous quote, "The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."
The tin is 3" diameter and 1" high. After eating your corn that tastes like candy, you can reuse the tin to stash a variety of things such as, but not limited to: tea, herbs, medicine, munchies, breath mints, etc.
*Just kidding. The candy corn has been freshly washed by Brach's. THEY WASH IT!