Want to meet Lewis? You know you do!

Exciting news for F.U.C.K.U. Members! Buy your tickets through the fan club and you are automatically entered into a random drawing to MEET Lewis after the show! Yep, it's unbef**kinglievable!  One F.U.C.K.U. Member will be chosen for each show and you and your guest(s) will experience the King of Rant face-to-face!

As with fan club tickets, the maximum number of tickets/meet & greet passes per show is four. Example:  Fan club members who buy two F.U.C.K.U. tickets can attend the meet & greet with their one guest. Members who buy one ticket, cannot bring a guest, etc. Remember, you must purchase your tickets through F.U.C.K.U. to be entered into the random drawing. Winners will be notified by email a few weeks before the show.

Not a member yet? Join F.U.C.K.U. Now!

Testimonials from happy F.U.C.K.U. Members:


David & Jasmine Thomas ~ Jacksonville FL
"I got great seats again because of the fan club and a chance to meet Lew, too. It had been 22 months since Lew was last here on the first coast in Jacksonville, and he and John Bowman did not disappoint. My daughter Jasmine went with me and she composed a rant.. Lew read it and it was awesome. Lew is in real life a very nice man and I will always be a big fan. It was a pleasure to meet him." - David Thomas


Kathleen Walton & Craig Shumaker ~ Atlanta GA
"I’ve lived in Indiana and now Texas for the past ten years. Just to reset my bearings, I must see Lewis Black yearly. Each show is better and better. How the fuck can that be?! He is so nice backstage. Somehow I managed to keep it all a secret from my girlfriend Kathleen.What a treat that was experiencing Mr Black and his brilliant humor in the Tabernacle Theater. Kathleen had no idea that something was up until we didn't exit the theater with everyone else. What a great evening all around." ~ Craig Shumaker


Tom Pena ~ Worcester MA
"I wish to thank Mr.Lewis Black and his staff for a FanFuckingtastic night in Worcester MA. It was a great night of rants. And, as my picture shows...Lewis, you'll always be Number 1! Thanks again." ~ Tom Pena   


Lisa Pett ~ Wausau WI
"Even in places like Wausau, WI, people need Lewis Black. Especially in places like Wausau, WI, where the stupid fucking slogan is "Welcome to Central Time." Thanks for coming back to town, Lewis. You are a warm, friendly, honest person with the wit and intelligence to say what people need to hear. Even if that phrase is "fuck you!" ~ Lisa Pett


Thea & Ben Rogers ~ Bethlehem PA
"Just wanted to say hello to Lewis, Ben and the crew. My husband and I are grateful to have gotten backstage to talk with you all for a few minutes. Thanks again, for supporting the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Can't wait to see you when you're back in town. PS - Next time, I hope you get more peanut butter cups. If not, we can bring you some." ~ Thea Rogers


Seth David Healy ~ Oxford MS
"Sometimes the Universe let's you meet the man or woman who inspired you to be a Game Changer for The Arts. I recently had the pleasure of meeting one of the best craftsman of comedy Lewis Black in Oxford, MS ... I got to do this because I was selected from his F.U.C.K.U fan club. Dana Carvey once said "the nicest people in show business are usually the most talented" and everyone of Lewis Black's team members from Benjamin B. to Zeke F. to Lenny H. to one of the funniest men I have ever seen John Bowman made me and my friend Kelly feel like we were just part of the crew. I have met a good number of artists in my life but getting to see Mr. Black two nights in a row made my year." ~ Seth David Healy


Ron & Judy Williams ~ Richmond VA
"Our Meet & Greet with Lewis after the show in Richmond VA. Really enjoyed the show and great to meet you, Lewis!" ~ Ron Williams


Chris Sigsbee & Candy Fischer ~ Albany NY
"We had a great time at the show and enjoyed meeting Lewis and John Bowman afterwards.I'm not sure if it's because the two of them are sharing cramped dressing rooms several months out of the year or what, but John's impression of Lewis is spot on! Looking forward to your next trip through NY! ~ Chris Sigsbee


Cami Cacciatore ~ Denver CO
"Thanks again for the chance to meet Lewis after the show. He was gracious, warm, and welcoming. Very kind and took his time to talk to us on a personal level and posed for a picture with me--and a second time when the first didn't turn out. It was a pleasure to meet such an intelligent, warm person and see him off stage. I'm an even bigger fan now. Thank you!" ~ Cami Cacciatore


Christina Smith & Stephanie Cline ~ Ft Collins CO
"Just saw Lewis Black at Lincoln Center in Fort Collins. Always hysterical and on point. Got front row seats and a meet and greet by being part of the fan club. Fun meeting Lenny, Ben, and John too! Thank you Lewis and crew!" ~ Stephanie Cline


Debbie Garcia ~ Springfield MO
"Thank you again for picking me as the fan club winner to meet Lewis Black. Both myself and my husband had a awesome time. What a great guy and what a treat to visit with him one on one!" ~ Debbie Garcia


Sheri Bellamak & Gene Bednarchik ~ Temecula CA
"Just a quick note say thank you very very much...... It was an absolute honor to meet and speak with Mr. Black. I have attached a photo of the meeting. The photo will go up on my office wall. We also had the opportunity to say hi to John Bowman..... As a side bar, as always, John's opening was fantastic. I overheard several people asking "who was that guy that opened, he is funny." We look forward to seeing Lewis the next time he swings through Southern California" ~ Gene Bednarchik


Diana Munoz Lee ~ Skokie IL
"We wanted to say thank you for giving us the opportunity to meet Mr. Black. He was very kind to take time to chat with us. We had a great time and laughed our butts off. Can hardly wait to see him next time." ~ Diana Munoz Lee


Renae Olson - Fargo ND
"Here are Lewis & I at The Fargo Theater. I was so star-struck that I forgot all of the clever, witty things I had planned to say. But I was able to ask him to pose for this photo with the MAD Magazine that I was in with Jesse Ventura in March of 1999! I was surprised to meet the handsome, soft-spoken man -- so different from his on-stage persona." ~ Love, love, love! Renae Olson


Marvina Havighorst ~ Salina KS
"'Marvigirl' and 'Mister B' at Salina - affectionately known as 'Salina-by-god-Kansas' - at the Stiefel Theater. In the words of a famous oldie-but-goodie, 'Oh, what a thrill!' Lewis Black rocks!" ~ Marvina Havighorst


Brian & Lannee Sands ~ Reading PA
"We wanted to thank you for a fun filled, thought provoking evening. The whole experience was wonderful but the BEST part of the evening was meeting YOU! What a lovely, down-to-earth, gentle soul YOU  are! You made us feel comfortable and welcome. One of the most beautiful gifts you give is "Laughter." ~ Love, Lannee and Brian Sands.   


Donna & Andrew Esposito ~ Atlantic City NJ
"We were so excited when we were notified that we were going to meet Mr. Lewis Black after show! After enjoying a brilliant and very funny show Lewis Black & John Bowman greeted us with grace and kindness. We want to thank them for allowing us to take a photo, it is an evening we will not forget! We had so much fun and appreciate you taking the time out to say Hello to two Gentle Snowflakes from Brigantine!" ~ Donna & Andrew Esposito


Sue & Gloria  ~ Saginaw MI
"Thanks again for choosing my name for the "Meet & Greet" for the Saginaw MI show. Lewis & John (Bowman) put on a great show that night! Lewis really handled some stupid heckler in the audience with  his notable "TEACHER" authority. This is the photo that we took that night. I had to find some 6-year-old to show me how to upload the photo to my computer to email it on to you! Lewis and I share the same techno-challenges." ~ Gloria Schuler


Denise Mitchell ~ Greensburg PA
"Thank you very much for the opportunity to meet with Mr. Black. It was such a treat for us! This is the 6th time we have attended his show. We will hold it as our closely guarded secret that Mr Black, in person, is a most affable, kind and calm person. A mensch! Thanks again. We look forward to our next encounter in the future." ~ Denise MItchell


Gina Palese ~ Skokie IL
"We had a wonderful time with Lewis Black yesterday night. He put on a great show as always. It was so nice of him to take his time to meet us!" ~ Gina Palese


Katherine Byrd ~ Virginia Beach VA
"This was my 5th time seeing Lewis Black but the first time I purchased tickets thru the Fan Club that I had recently joined instead of the venue. I would never have gotten seats better then what I had tonight, dead center in front of Lewis Black in the first row was heaven.  And then to be surprised by the email that I WON passes to Meet Lewis after the show!!!! Lewis has never disappointed me, he is just brilliantly funny,and the master of his domain. Thank you so much for such a great evening!" ~ Katherine Byrd


Erik & Toni Campana ~ Durham NC
"The tickets to the show were an early birthday gift to my husband and to be able to meet Lewis afterwards was the icing on the cake! Something neither of us will forget! Thank you!" ~ Toni Campana


Theresa White ~ Tucson AZ
"We had so much fun at the show, our seats were the best in the house. I'm so  glad I joined the fan club, every show is the best (as Lewis is) and we are so close to the stage. Our meet and greet was awesome. I have to admit I was very star struck. Lewis was very  kind cordial and his usual great self. Thank you again." ~ Theresa White


Judy Adams - Riverside CA
"Thanks 'The Daily Show' for introducing me to Lewis Black in 1996. Dec 2004 at the Wiltern Theatre in Los Angeles was the first time I saw Lewis' show. Since then, I've been fortunate to have attended at least 20 shows and counting. 9/13/2015 in Riverside, CA:  Woo Hoo, be still my heart.... I was fortunate to have a Meet & Greet! Lewis, I appreciate your patience and the time you spent talking with me (having also been born in D.C. and growing in suburban Maryland), especially as you are not only my favorite comedian, actor, performer, but someone for whom I have respect as a person. I'm looking forward to seeing y'all on 3/4/2016 in Temecula, CA!" ~ Judy Adams


Laura & James - Hampton Beach NH
"My fiancee and I saw Lewis at Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom last night, and (as always .. 5th time seeing Lewis - 1st time as a .F.U.C.K.U member) he was AMAZING!!! We're both still aching from laughing so much. Better still, the second row center seats through the membership and being selected for a meet and greet opportunity, made this an incredibly special and tremendously memorable night. Meeting Lewis was truly a privilege and a complete treat. He was incredibly gracious and so friendly; chatting with us and making sure we got a photo. It was truly a very special encounter and we can't thank Lewis, his tour staff and all those at F.U.C.K.U, enough for the opportunity. The words can't describe how awesome this was! Here's the photo taken of Laura and I with Lewis." ~ James & Laura


Jasmine & Dave Thomas - Jacksonville FL
"Awesome seeing Lew in person when he was here in Jacksonville, FL. Front row center seats for the show then afterwards a meet and greet with Lew and John Bowman. A very nice and gracious man. I got the fan club shirt on I got at the show. My daughter was the subject of one of Lew's rants during the Q & A about that I just HAD to join his fan club because I just HAD to have front row seats and I just HAD to drag her my 23 year old daughter along. Looking forward to seeing Lew and John on their next tour here. Thanks again to both of them, they are very funny men." ~ Dave & Jasmine Thomas

Lucienne & Carl Lightfoot - Grand Rapids MI
"My husband Carl and I had such a great time at the show in Grand Rapids last night!  Meeting Lewis afterwards made it perfect, and a great Birthday gift for me.. Thank you so much for signing the book for our son, I know he will be thrilled!" - Lucienne & Carl Lightfoot
 

Mr & Mrs Michael Purcell - Monterey CA
"We were the lucky people who got to meet Lewis after the show in Monterey because we bought the F.U.C.K.U. tickets. Lewis and Ben were great. Thanks for the opportunity!" ~ Michael Purcell


Paul Newton & Sheri Newton - Cincinnati OH
"The wife and I had the greatest time last night at the show. It was 5 below zero outside and Mr. Black came out Hot! After the show we got to go backstage for the meet and greet with Lewis. We had a fabulous time talking with Lewis and John. Besides being  great entertainers, they are nice people. We had a great time and we looking forward to seeing them again in the future. Thanks again for the great show!" ~ Paul Newton


 
Tim Healy & Robin Healy - San Francisco CA
"I first met Lewis Black was back into the early 2000’s at the Punchline SF where I was so close to him that I could watch the beads of sweat drip off his brow. He was then and still is my very favorite comic and talent when it comes to social commentary and views on how messed up the world actually is! Tonight, 2/7/15, at the Masonic Center in San Francisco was my fifth time seeing him and whether you are close to the stage or in the balcony it never gets old … it just gets better. So happy to bring my wife with me as she hears me talk about Lewis Black all the time! It was made even better this time around by getting the chance to actually have a chat with Lewis and his opening act John Bowman after the show. Thanks to F.U.C.K.U. and much love to you Lewis, John and the whole crew." - Tim & Robin Healy
 

Angelo Leece & Anthony Leece - Stateline (Lake Tahoe) NV
"My son and I had a great time and I can't tell you how fortunate we were to be able to meet Lewis. Of course Lewis was very gracious and humble. We have such a great appreciation for his work and the personal time he spent to meet us. Our thanks to Lewis and his crew - we can't wait to see his next show! And tell Lewis to definitely go back to Tahiti again before his next tour. Thanks again to you all." - Anthony Leece


Doris Carroll & Glen Tinnes - Dekalb IL
"We had a blast last night. Great show!! Mr. Black signed my shirt over my left breast. Nice! And we had to eat at Taco Bell after the show. Dekalb, a happening town! NOT!" -  Doris Carroll & Glen Tinnes


Janet Harvey-Clark & John Bowman - Seattle WA
"I was so thrilled to be randomly selected among Lewis' and John's fans to meet with the two of them after their show at the Paramount Theatre in Seattle, WA. My friend Darryl and I sat in the first row center of the orchestra pit (and have the delightfully sore necks to prove it).  I have seen Lew in action on stage many times but I never realized the amount of physical and psychological energy they put into giving their audience members a complete comedic experience. I was most impressed that they had the good spirits, attentiveness and energy to meet with fans afterwards. I felt very special to have a moment to tell Lew and John how much their making me laugh has meant to me." - Janet Harvey-Clark


John Bowman, Beckie Whittier & Wayne Whittier - San Antonio TX
"It was a perfect evening - perfect seats, great show! Lewis made mention that this was the best San Antonio audience he had ever had and my wife and I agreed. We had seen him in San Antonio four times as well as Austin, Dallas and pretty much everywhere within 300 miles of home. Lewis was a wonderful guy to meet, such a treat for Beckie and I both. He just seemed to us like a genuine, nice guy with a razor sharp wit and an even better sense of humor. You folks made EVERYTHING perfect. Thanks again for an evening we won't soon forget!" - Wayne & Beckie Whittier


Karen Watson & Gary Watson - Richmond VA
"My wife and I had the opportunity to see Lewis Black in Richmond, Virginia on November 20th. I am one of the original members of the F.U.C.K.U. Club and I plan on continuing my membership. We had front row center stage seats for the show and had been selected for a meet and greet with Lewis after the show because of the F.U.C.K.U. membership. I highly recommend that all Lewis Black fans join. We had a wonderful time at the show and enjoyed meeting Lewis. Here is a photo of Karen and I with Lewis. Thanks again and we hope to see Lewis and his tour next year in Richmond. The entire staff was great to work with especially his tour manager. Thanks again" - Gary & Karen Watson (Richmond VA)


Chelle Linder & Dan Linder - Ft Collins CO
"Here's the picture of my wife, Chelle, and I meeting Lew on November 9th at the Lincoln Center, in Fort Collins, CO. Lew was amazing! He was friendly and a delight to talk to, and put on a great show, as usual. Thanks a million to Lew and all of you for this wonderful experience!" - Dan and Chelle Linder


 
 
Melissa Trimble - Austin TX
"The Austin show was awesome! My husband and I had a blast and I was the winner of the meet and greet so I got to meet the man himself! It was orgasmic! Thanks for giving a me a birthday experience I will not soon forget!" - Melissa Trimble
 
Steven Levenson & Arlene Levenson - Atlantic City NJ
"What a humble, down to earth person who obviously loves his craft and appreciates his fans. We enjoyed every minute of the show and the time we spent together after the show ended. Thanks Lewis Black!" - Steven & Arlene Levenson
 
 
Fran Kinnee & John Kinnee - Toledo OH
"We met Lewis after the show in Toledo. It was a great show as always. I loved it and I loved the great seats we were able to get because of the fan club. Of course, the highlight was getting to meet Lewis backstage! Here is the pic we took with Lewis. Thank you so much for a wonderful evening." - Fran & John Kinnee
 
 
Kevin Cromarty - Tampa Bay FL
"It was great to meet him - really nice and down to earth and although I'm sure he was pretty exhausted after the show, he gave plenty of time to have a chat. Wasn't exactly sure what to expect but there was no shouting or finger waving, so I guess I was ok :) Anyway, it was a pleasure to meet him. He gave up time to meet his fans, and I appreciated it. Come to Tampa again sometime soon!

Thanks again for the opportunity to meet him." -  Kevin Cromarty

Pauline Slefinger - Orono ME
"I met Lewis when he appeared at the Collins Center for the Performing Arts in Orono, Maine in April. He was so wonderful and not one bit different from what I imagined he would be. He was very kind and courteous to all his fans, talking the time to autograph things and talk with us. I told him I had also seen him at Foxwoods in Conneticut the previous Sept. as well and he said he hoped his material differed somewhat from one performance to the other enough to make it interesting for us. It was a wonderful evening. Look forward to seeing him again, too." - Pauline Slefinger

   

Roberta Crouse - Santa Rosa CA
Let me tell you about a wonderful night in Santa Rosa. Listened to John Bowman’s jokes and his electric ukulele, unannounced special guest star Tommy Smothers and his rhinestone yoyo, 40 minutes of blistering annoyance from Lewis that also included a very funny story about Lewis and naked breasts on the side of a bus in Europe.  By the time Tommy Smothers came back on stage with Lewis for a 25 minute sit-down I was exhausted from laughing, but can’t remember having a better time in a theater except for Lewis’ show at the City Winery in Napa a year ago. 

My wonderful night started like this: When we were being seated, the usher looked at our tickets said: “You must really know someone”: Front Row Center with thanks to F.U.C.K.U.!  Inside the envelope with the tickets was a backstage pass where we got to meet THE Man, have the obligatory souvenir photo taken and get my Lewis Black bobblehead doll autographed. The doll is important to me in that it supports four charities, two of which have special meaning for me: The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation because two of my cousins died from it many years ago and The Michael J. Fox Foundation because my father had Parkinson’s and died from complications of the disease. 
 
Off stage, Lewis is the antithesis of his stage persona...Quiet and thoughtful. A genuinely nice man who didn’t mind signing my bobblehead before we went on our way. With best wishes ~ Robbie Crouse