The Lewis Black Magic Ball has all the answers to your life's questions. Now you can hold his ball in your very own hand and conjure up Lewis' wisdom whenever you please.
Concentrate on a yes/no question, look into Lewis' angry eyes, stroke the ball, now stroke it again, okay........well, stroke it just one more time, now turn it over, and your answer will be revealed. All answers are guaranteed to give you the insight you need, as it is based on the most primal wisdom known to man.
Each one of Lewis' balls is 3.75" in diameter and contains 20 different answers.
Sample questions & answers:
Will my child grow up to be a responsible adult and care for me when I get old?
YOU ARE SCREWED
Will my health improve if I switch from moo cow fuck milk to soy juice?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
Should I have spent that year in college?