You know when something or someone is so infuriating that it renders you speechless? Lewis Black's Anger Button has gotchu. Just tap the big red button for the perfect words in these emergency situations. It works on your desk, in the kitchen, during meetings, at dinner, or even in the car. Not recommended for the bedroom.
Each Anger Button says all 5 quotes:
Shut the fuck up!
Don't be stupid, shithead!
Son of a bitch!
Go fuck yourself!
Button dimensions are 3.5" diameter x 1.5" high. Requires two AAA batteries (notincluded). Ships in an easy-to-giftwrap 3.625" x 3.625" x 2" box.
Net proceeds from the sale of Anger Buttons will go to a variety of charities (that in a saner society would be sponsored by the government, but since we have lost our minds, I will do what I can). View the list of charities.